Mmmmmhm, gonna give this another try, yessir.
It’s all just so fancy, y’know? You don’t? Okay.
Oh, hi. I’m a dude that spent 16 years covering various PlayStation systems, games, and accessories. Now I hawk that stuff on PlayStation.com. I’m in the belly of the beast now.
I’m gonna, like, write some more words here, don’t worry. Just gotta think of something important or useful to say. So… in like a year or so?
You don’t want to contact me. It would just end in tears… of joy!